Our product is still simmering on the stove. We expect it to be ready very soon, but in the mean time please add yourself to our waitlist! We'll let you know as soon as it's ready.
Also, just so you know, this isn't one of those waitlists like the "nicest" restaurant in town, where you have to wait for an hour even if you had a reservation.
We know your time is valuable and we're humbled you want to spend even one measly minute signing up for a waiting list for this thing. You have our gratitude.
We're looking forward to working with you!